"Sir"

So Becky and I were visiting her folks last night, and we received a gem of hilarious wisdom from him. We were watching the Emma Smith movie, and having a conversation about the historical church figures. Here's how the conversation ended:

Mark: Who's that?
Julianne: That's Father Smith.
Becky: Does that mean we should call you 'Father Johnson?'
Mark: No, you can just call me 'Sir.'

I am overwhelmed by the wisdom in these words.